jaisushi

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

I heard thats where they get the "G"s for cell phone service

You Can Tell A Lot about Someone theough Repeated exposure to them and the usage of your.e observational skills

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

Before getting wine drunk you MUST consider if you have a man you can feel up. If not, you must seriously consider if you are ready to be wine drunk without having a man to feel up and do not overestimate your mental fortitude

i tthink anyone who has ever gotten in trouble for using a red cross as a medical symbol in their video game should change it back to a red cross until the UN starts actually enforcing the gd geneva convention.

You're telling me my taxes are subsidizing Israeli cum commandos?

CONGRESS just spent FOURTEEN BILLION DOLLARS of YOUR MONEY to help fund THE SECRET CUM COMMANDO CORPS OF THE IDF instead of GIVING YOU FREE HEALTHCARE, EDUCATION, or A BAZOOKA

explodes from gay thoughts like a grape in a micheal wave

people who take hot baths are practically begging to end up in a witch's stew.

I absolutely am.