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Oddities: X-ray | Camille Chew

A creepy pattern of medical curiosities, two color version. Available on Society6.

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bulbiedorf

How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*

How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people

abcoconut

Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.

vivipuppy

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

vivipuppy

He better not fucking have

marauders4evr

Whoa wait wait…wait…

Josh Groban is only 36?

Josh Groban is 36 years old.

Josh Groban was born in the 80s.

…That can’t possibly be right.

The guy belts out inspirational music like a great-grandfather trapped in a church tower who wants to whimsically remind his great-grandchild that the sun will rise in the morning and ten years younger than my dad?

He sang You Raise Me Up for Pete’s Sake! That’s like the most old-timey whimsical dramatic af spiritual song in the entire world! Did the guy travel back in time or something? How—

Wh—what do you mean that song’s only ten years old!?

THE GUY WHO SANG YOU RAISE ME UP WAS ONLY 26 YEARS OLD!?

…FREAKIN SHREK IS OLDER THAN YOU RAISE ME UP!?

jaime-foxxx

I’m the same age as Josh Groban when he sang “You Raise Me Up”.................

I’VE DONE NOTHING WITH MY LIFE

nerdymomstuff

‘creative captions for old-timey books’ by SnideOctopus

halcyonether-deactivated2022101

@puncromancer

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saddest-cat-hours

setheverman

ridleydaisy

greenwithenby-deactivated201609

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

greenwithenby-deactivated201609

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

nucleic-friend-deactivated20171

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

intensional

christi found bald :/

roobics

the drama continues

yellowjuice-deactivated20190512

suburban white moms are really the pinnacle of passive-aggresiveness

socialjust-ish

Hugs and kisses, Helen

gyllenhaaldaily

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gifbro

tastefullyoffensive

100 to 0

amatasera

IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU

oh wait this is actually pretty good thank you

charuchii

he attac but then he snac

dailysteter

flowerinaflame

writing-prompt-s

In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.

luxtenebre

This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story

stuckinreversemode

This man is at the top of a very particular iceberg.

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