Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

sentinels

the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes

[white guy voice] protein

I really used to go crazy in this bitch

Tumblr is literally a social experiment to see how long an extremely alienated user base will continue to use a declining social media platform that sporadically removes its features until rendering it obsolete

Remember this years-old post?

This is a website

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

tumblr peaked when we were able to cyberbully john green

Teach a horse to fish, you’ll live for a day. Look a horse in the ,mouth… live forever?

Blast a horse with meat…?

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns