C'est la vie

23 year old me.

31 year old me.

You’re not going to bamboozle me into doing math with my own 2 braincells.

If I got any gift from a crow I would keep it forever, I would affix these to the front door so they know I love and cherish them.

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

ok its sad that he died but this is the FUNNIEST headstone ive ever seen

I’m linda

I lived bitch

that’s just a regular platypus???

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!

this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀

Where can I buy the soundtrack tho?????

SECONDED

The Māori soundtrack is on Spotify :-)

Holy cow that clip gave me GOOSEBUMPS.