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lesvegas

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

lesvegas

commenting under porn of thin characters "they probably sound like xylophones"

lesvegas

hey everyone this post was supposed to be about fatphobia. it's not about your underweight blorbos.

lesvegas

you and everyone tagging this as #fatphobia are the only people i respect i am going to start blocking everyone else leaving tags

dragon-in-a-fez

I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh

tragicburnout

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

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Dress, c.1895

Maroon satin, white lace, velvet, brown cotton twill.

This dress was made in Timaru, NZ for 30 shillings, for Mary Annie (Wilds) Davis (1859-1942).

via the South Canterbury Museum. This page has detailed information about the dress itself as well as an in-depth account of Mary Annie Davis's life.

sioltach

heirloom farmer Bettinakbh in Denmark

headspace-hotel

my brother and I get on bandcamp and click on songs from the live updating list of albums that are selling and we listen to 30 seconds or so of a song and if we like it we add it to a playlist. and we call this "foraging for music."

anyways one of terminology we have coined to talk about music is "Knee Music" which is derived from the fact that album covers that show a person's knees tend to sound the same as each other. It's kind of a sleepy, grungy indie folk pop sound with youthful-sounding, vocals that affect a candid and vulnerable feeling.

or anyway we found multiple album covers with knees in quick succession, and they all sounded the same, hence "Knee Music"

but it doesn't have to be knees to be Knee Music. any kind of blurry, candid-looking photos that include skinny white people is likely to be knee music

headspace-hotel

My other brother's method of foraging for music is slightly more complicated: he gets on everynoise and uses random number generators to get a random genre, a random artist, and then a random song from that artist.

For a while, his method was slightly different, instead choosing a random genre and listening to it until he found a song from that genre that he liked.

However, this could be very time-consuming. once he became trapped for a long time in "geek rap" which was mostly a lot of people rapping in potentially spanish or portuguese (?) about Five Nights at Freddy's

anglaised

every remake or reboot of black childhood stuff i grew up with has just been getting more and more diluted its spoooooooky where my girls at…i remember when i was a kid when they lightened orange blossom i wanted to hurt somebody

anglaised

like who the fuck is that on the right that is not orange blossom who tf is she

roguesquirrel

my pre-columbian miis and the art they were based on

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vesnuszki

i wanted to say something about cliff and ilya rating each others nudes

first of all they absolutely rate each others nudes, sometimes they send them not even with the intention to send the nudes so someone else, just for the hell of it, just to have the other saying hell yeah brother looking good, just to boost self esteem

second of all while the idea of them 10/10ing each picture is funny and appealing to me, i had a vision in which i saw the most meticulous earnest constructive criticism in order to help the other achieve absolute perfection

-(a dick pic, full light) move your hand down a bit, will make it seem bigger and maybe turn down the light a bit, give it an aura of mystery

-(navel to mid thigh, a giant hickey right where the pubes line starts) damn roz, who did this to you? (ilya says you should see the other guy. marley doesn’t catch on)

-(mirror selfie, full frontal) marley don’t you have a mirror outside of the bathroom? the toilet in the background is a bit of a buzzkill

-(hands down pants, dick fully erect) love the vibe but there is a giant hole in your boxers, maybe change those

-(bedroom vanity mirror, sweaty abs) damn roz someone in the bed with you? the lightnings dope but don’t send this to anyone with someone with an ass like that in the background

paranoidgemsbok

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

what-even-is-thiss

The threat to the woodland environment being me of course

gorbling

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

gorbling

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