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wrestling promos are so funny because theyre literally… promos, like, ads, but theyre also supposed to have like character- and story-advancing content, so theyre all just like a guy getting up in the camera and being like “DIRTBAG MIKE, YOU LISTEN TO ME NOW. WHEN I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD I GOT ATTACKED BY A PACK OF RABID DOGS AND I LEARNED I CAN DO ANYTHING IT TAKES TO SURVIVE. I’M FUCKING CRAZY, DIRTBAG MIKE, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO BITE YOUR NOSE OFF AND EAT IT. I’M GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE DIRTBAG MIKE AND I’M GONNA DO IT IN OMAHA NEBRASKA ON DECEMBER 3RD, 8PM, IN THE AT&T AMPHITHEATER SPONSORED BY GENERAL ELECTRIC. DIRTBAG MIKE YOURE GONNA REGRET WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY COUSIN T-BONE “TERMINATOR” TENNYSON WHEN I CUT YOUR FACE OFF AND EAT IT AT 8PM ON DECEMBER 3RD IN NEBRASKA”

I religiously, emotionally, physically, epistemically, existentially, and spiritually identify with this

i want to see the avengers play cards against humanity and i want to see them all slowly realizing that steve has the most fucked up sense of humor out of all of them

damn during the snap in the mcu u could’ve murdered someone and like…burned their body and be like :/ guess they got snapped lmao

Anti-woman. Period.

The fact that a doctor who helps a woman that was raped get an abortion could go to jail longer than the actual rapist is outrageous. States like Alabama are protecting rapists over women and girls.

In light of the new abortion bill, I’d go with option 2