Hello Darlings

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

black mackerel tabby

people really think "i HATE this [genre/medium], so that should tell you how good this is when i say i liked it" is a good place to start their review from. like why would i listen to you. you hate the genre/medium. the one you like is probably not very good as an example of the genre or medium.

I love environmental storytelling

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to

the lion does not concern herself with papa

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

I’m putting in my too weak notice.