Jacobolope

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

but her appel

@kittybroker

Idiot apple girl now crunching down for only $11.91!

I have a suggestion

Is kinda interesting to be a normal person listening to this because if you put yourself in the shoes of someone from another country for a second, none of this shit he's saying is even remotely true. Nobody respects us. This country isn't hot. Like truly what the fuck is he talking about

does this imply that the ocean is ketchup

My captain told me her convicts kept disappearing in the blood ocean so I asked how many convicts she has and she said she just goes to the prison and gets a new convict afterwards so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding convicts to the blood ocean and then she started crying.

I don't know if someone said this already but dog!Cole with the Wall IQ thing.

some of yall need to go back to like preschool level 'girls can do anything boys can do' feminism bc we are regressing into feminine = frivolous = weak = nurturing and masculine = power = force = competence at the speed of fucking light