chill, Pointdexter.

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

i don't think we talk about nursey's new york accent enough. it's probably gotten softer over the years he's lived in massachussetts, but i knowwww it comes back thicker when he's talking animatedly and passionately. and also right after he comes back from summer break spent in nyc

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

you dont truly know how their fur pets. you will never know them like that

i'm not responsible for the person i will become if nurseydex happens in check please year 5: frog year

crazy that we’ve been writing about nursey dropping his chill for like 10 years now and it’s going to be canon. imagine we’re all totally wrong and he’s not a bundle of anxiety 24/7

so glad year 5 (frogs) is going to feature HOT WILLIAM POINDEXTER. huge day