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all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again
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︵ ೀ mdni. satoru is undoubtedly attractive but you still see him as the annoying little kid you babysat every weekend to earn some extra money during high school. little do you know that he wants to rail you bad ( pervert!satoru / reverse age-gap / dubcon )
satoru gojo used to be the annoying little kid you babysat every weekend to make extra money during high school.
he was your neighbor’s son—loud, spoiled, with those striking blue eyes that always followed you around the house like you hung the stars. you’d tuck him in, read him stories, and laugh when he threw tantrums about bedtime. “you’re like my big sister,” he used to say, clinging to your leg. you found it cute back then.
now he’s nineteen, tall, ridiculously handsome, and somehow even more trouble.
you still live next door, working part-time while finishing your degree. satoru has grown into something dangerous. six-foot-three of muscle, messy white hair, and that infuriating smirk that makes girls on campus lose their minds. but to you, he’s still little satoru. the kid you used to scold for eating too much sugar.
he wishes you’d stop seeing him that way. because every night when he’s alone in his room, it’s your face he sees. your soft smile, the way your hips sway when you walk, the curve of your breasts under those old t-shirts you wear when you come over to help his mom. he wraps his hand around his cock and strokes himself slow and desperate, imagining bending you over the same couch you used to read him stories on.
he cums hard every time, biting his lip to stay quiet.
seeing you now drives him insane.
︵ ೀ mdni. satoru gets hard seeing you eat ice cream
satoru didn’t know what was worse— you, or the problem in his pants.
you and satoru were sitting at a small beachside table, enjoying ice cream under the warm afternoon sun. you licked happily at your strawberry cone, swinging your legs under the table, completely unaware of the effect you were having on him.
a big drop of melted ice cream suddenly slid down and landed right on your chest, slowly dripping toward your bikini top.
“ah, it spilled!” you said, a little embarrassed. without thinking, you scooped the melting cream with your finger, collecting the sticky sweetness from your skin. you brought your finger to your lips and licked it clean, sucking the cream off with a satisfied hum.
satoru’s ice cream completely forgotten in his hand, melting fast and dripping onto the table. his eyes were locked on your mouth, watching the way your tongue swirled around your finger so sweetly, how your lips wrapped around it for a second.
he was losing his fucking mind.
his cock was rock hard, throbbing painfully against his swim trunks under the table. he shifted uncomfortably, trying to hide the very obvious bulge, but it was useless. precum was already leaking into his shorts.
“satoru? you’re not eating yours,” you said, tilting your head with big eyes as you licked the last bit of cream from your finger. “is something wrong?”
he let out a breath. “yeah… big problem,” he said. “i can’t stand up right now, baby.”
you blinked, confused. “why not?”
satoru glanced down at his lap, hidden under the table, then back at you. “because you’ve been licking ice cream off your tits for the last two minutes,” he whispered, almost whining. “and now i’m so fucking hard I almost hurts.”
your eyes widened, cheeks turning warm. satoru groaned quietly, pressing his forehead against his hand, his melting ice cream still dripping onto the sand.
“just… give me a minute,” he muttered. “or ten. unless you want to crawl under the table and help your poor boyfriend out.”
Toji Zen'in, who doesn't get down on one knee or has a ring hidden in his pocket waiting for the perfect moment.
Instead, he's lying on your bed with you, the sheets still tangled around your legs, his calloused fingers tracing lazy patterns on your hip- gentler now than the bruising grip they'd held just moments ago.
Toji Zen'in, who's never planned a damn thing in his life, living by pure instinct and impulse. Whose love language is leaving bruised fingerprints on your skin and possessive bite marks. The same man who makes decisions in the spaces between heartbeats.
When he pulls you back against his chest you feel his chin rest atop your head. His breathing deep and even.
“Marry me.”
Toji Zen'in, whose “marry me” isn’t a question at all- just say two quiet, unguarded words slipping from his lips, like a confession he’s carried for far too long. The words falling so softly you almost miss them.
You turn in his embrace so that you can face him, the sheet sliding off your shoulder, and what you see makes your breath catch. He isn't smiling when your eyes meet- his expression stripped bare of its usual sharp edges and smirk.
Toji Zen'in, whose eyes tell stories of a man who's never had anything permanent, never wanted anything to last.
Until you.
Who traces your cheek with calloused fingers like you're something precious, something that could slip away if he doesn't hold on tight enough.
Toji Zen'in doesn't smile nor whoops in triumph or pull you into a passionate kiss. He simply pulls you closer to him after you whisper "yes," tucking you under his chin where you've always fit perfectly.
Whose heartbeat is steady against your cheek- the rhythm of home, of belonging, of a man who has finally found his harbor after a lifetime at sea. No grand gestures needed, no flowery declarations.
This is all Toji Zen'in needed- his arms around you, his breath in your hair, and the absolute certainty that he has finally found something worth keeping... Worth staying with forever.
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Nerdjo who wants to recreate his…dirty manga with you. And he’s inexperienced, okay?! Give him a break, so what if he wants to recreate some sort of twisty position or heats or that ahegao face…Nerdjo who gets interested in one concept in particular—squirting. And he tells you with a blushing face n’ wobbly smile that he wants to try this one out next. Nerdjo who doesn’t realize that he’s going to be the one squirting after you ruthIessly ride him for a few rounds nonstop.
suguru geto loves making you scrambled eggs, suguru geto also loves scrambling your eggs. mdni.
suguru’s hands are warm when they slide under your shirt in the morning light, his breath brushing the back of your neck as he presses close behind you.
he murmurs something about breakfast but his fingers are already dipping lower, tracing the waistband of your panties like he’s got all the time in the world.
he loves making you scrambled eggs. cracks them neat and careful, whisks them slow until they’re silky, seasons them just right.
but what he loves more is scrambling your eggs, the way he bends you over the counter with that low chuckle vibrating against your skin. your legs shake as he pushes in deep, one hand gripping your hip to keep you steady while the other reaches around to rub lazy circles against your clit.
“that’s it,” he whispers, voice rough and sweet at the same time, hips rolling in that steady rhythm that makes your knees weak. he fucks you like he’s got nowhere else to be, thick and unhurried, stretching you open until you’re dripping down your thighs.
every thrust scrambles your thoughts, turns your brain soft and hazy, leaves you gasping his name into the crook of your arm.
he pulls out just enough to flip you around, lifts you onto the counter so he can watch your face while he sinks back in. your legs wrap around his waist on instinct and he groans, forehead pressed to yours, dark hair falling loose around his shoulders. his pace picks up, deeper now, hitting that spot that makes your back arch and your nails dig into his back.
suguru loves the way you clench around him when you’re close, loves how your moans get all broken and needy.
he doesn’t stop until you’re shaking, until you’re coming hard with his name spilling from your lips like a prayer. only then does he let himself go, burying himself to the hilt and filling you up with slow, pulsing thrusts that leave you both breathless.
afterward he kisses your temple, gentle and warm, and goes back to the stove like nothing happened.
the eggs are still perfect when he plates them for you, but you both know the real breakfast was the way he scrambled you so thoroughly you can barely walk straight.
You'd always heard horror stories of friends staying the night at each other's houses and not knowing how to work their showers. You'd also considered yourself smarter than the average cookie because that has never happened to you. Most showers seem self explanatory.
And then, you stay the night at your boyfriend's for the first time and take a look at his stupidly expensive shower.
You eye the four knobs that control temperature and the dozen jets, two waterfalls (one higher, one lower (what is the lower one for?)), the removable showerhead and what you're assuming is the rainfall head. The symbols on the knobs may as well be hieroglyphics, giving next to no insight on how to turn this mother fucker on without being soaked immediately by the jets.
You don't even try. You wrap yourself in a towel and walk back into the adjoining bedroom, shaking your head with your eyebrows raised.
"Satoru, what the fuck is that?" you ask, motioning behind you to the bathroom.
"A shower..?" he says, looking up from his phone. His eyebrows furrow in his own confusion.
"Yes," you reply through grit teeth. "How do I turn it on?"
"Oh!" He jumps up from his bed and crosses the room to you, placing a hand on your hip and a kiss to your lips as he leads you back into the bathroom. "Why didn't you just say that, love? I'm more than willing to show you."
Satoru opens the glass door and steps in the shower, dragging you along with him. He points at the individual knobs and explains each of the symbols, explaining which is best for which occasion - the misters for when you're hot, rainfall for normal showers, waterfall for when you want to feel like you're lost in the jungle and it's been a week and you're losing hope of being found, etc.
You're giggling by the time he finishes his spiel and he's got his own 1000 kilowatt smile plastered on his face and turned on you.
"So what'll it be tonight?" he asks, clapping his hands together. "The waterfall is a personal favorite."
"A normal shower, please."
"Can do, baby." He kisses your cheek and sets the shower to your preferred setting. "The temperature control turns the water on," he says, stepping out of the shower.
Your towel drops to the floor just as he's exiting, the sound making his head crane back around to catch a glimpse of your ass before you step into the fog of the shower.
"You know, on second thought," he says, grabbing your attention as his shirt joins your towel. "Maybe we should shower together. Just in case you have questions."
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I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.
Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me
Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.
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My feelings on the badly-written werewolf porn or whatever are best summed up by a paraphrase of Voltaire:
"I disagree utterly with what you say read, and I will defend to the death your right to say read it."
I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way
When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts
Where was it before?
at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog
What the fuck

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lord forgive me for the things i’ve said and thought about this man made of pixels
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