Pink Menace

is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

i don’t even know how to render or color “properly” i take my brush and attempt some bullshiiiiit. and it works sometimes

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

sorry im late i got tied with rope to train tracks and it was this whole thing

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

has anyone else noticed that its awesome to have an anthropomorphic animal representation of yourself that you can draw in situations

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you