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Oh YEAAAAAH
He. Did it.
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The internet reacts to Ash Ketchumâs PokĂŠmon Leauge Win! đ
Oh YEAAAAAH
He. Did it.

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*Chokes on water* @jack-the-aledar
@taiyslfyskoe I mean.
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY ITâS TRUE
???
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
WHAT HOW
Iâve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently itâs random?
oh?
OH
#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullibleÂ
nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST
gUYS NO JOKE I GOTÂ âmotor oilâ IN MY ASK BOX IâM SCREAMINH
I HOPE U GUYS DONâT LIEÂ
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF
youâre shitting me
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-
i wanna see what happens
it looks fun i guess
it only took 3 minutes
Ok does this really workâ
i swear if this works-
THIS WORK WHAT IS GOING ON
I CALL BULLSHIT!
UH OK
hmmmâŚ
I call bullshit
If youâre there say hi
THIS IS-
Wait what-
Whatâs going on-
Iâm confused
Bet it wonât work
Iâm so done. I came back to find this had worked and I was sent âHey, I love breadâ in Swedish
what the good jesus is going on
WH A T ??
Y'all are boring.
why is this so hard to understandÂ
Privilege is a pretty simple concept.
Oh yeah totally! Cant be an orphan if youre white, cis and straight! Cant be dying of cancer, be assaulted, harrassed, any of that because youre cis white and straight! This is a stupid claim, everyones got privilege to some extent. I have a straight white cis friend and his parents told him to his face they were only taking care of him because he couldnt handle himself and is "autistic" which he isnt. We all face adversities, and by saying that cis straight white people cant have problems, youre making a really fucked up remark. Anyone can have a rough life. If I were cis and straight, my life wouldnt be any better. Got it?

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Are you a
Meowdical
Purrfesional?
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It will release endorphins in my brainâ
âI WILL ALLOW THISâ
Are we not going to point out that a cat would be better help than Lucy?
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@taiyslfyskoe
well i decided to make a portal musical wheatley version of one of my favourite inside jokes. YEET
thank u to @the-spacegoose for letting me use their version to make this cursed photo
(im also going to tag @the-geekenders and @jedtheguy since this is another portal musical post!)
Yo @taiyslfyskoe Catch!
*Stabs you* Hush⌠No more. @jack-the-aledar
This is my friends art though @taiyslfyskoe
forgive me, daddy, i have sinned
(x)
@jack-the-aledar
@taiyslfyskoe I SWEAR TO GOD
âhey april fools day is approaching so please don'tÂ
 - ask someone out as a jokeÂ
- come out as gay/trans/bi/ect as a joke
 - say youâre pregnantÂ
 - break up with your s/oÂ
 - try and trigger someone as a âfunny joke"Â
 just donât be an asshole ! xâ
-Â @DARKDlAMONDÂ
I got dragged into it one year and because me not knowing how to respond I ended up hurting and losing a friend because one of the idiots who liked me wanted to play a cruel joke on my friendâŚ.
You can be a bit of a dick, thats the fun of a joke. But dont go too far. If you want to be a dick, do things like put notes on their back, harmless prank calls (i specify harmless for a reason), move statues to scare the shit out of them. And most of all, you prank your friends, dont prank people you dont know. Unless its the good ol dollar bill on a string. Then you prank people you dont know.

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i found my yiff bracelet in my cupboard before and frankly i donât know how to feel because it invokes my fight or flight response on visual contact
I both want to see it and forget this post exists
Itâs also got a nifty story to boot:
When I was about 12, my family and I went on holiday to the Greek isles or something, and thereâs this one island called Santorini which was placed lovingly at the top of some stupid high hill. You could either take the at least 400+ stairs to the top, or a rickety ass gondola to the top. we decided to not take the rickety ass gondola, but instead haul obese me up the stairs.
It was like nearly 40 degrees Celsius as we went up the stairs, it sucked. After about 45 minutes of trudging up these stairs and getting booted in the hip by some stupid fuckinâ donkeys, we finally made it to the top, and we were all fucking exhausted, but we wanted to find a cafe before we were going to actually rest.
On the way to the cafe, I saw this shop that sold âcustom bracelets and necklacesâ for like the equivalent of 5 pounds. Now 12 year old me was this unbearable gremlin of a furry. Y'know, the kind that will let you know within 30 seconds of meeting you that they are a furry, and wouldnât shut up about anything furry-related ever, so I think you and I both know what kind of custom bracelet 12 year old me was going to buy. I walked into this shop with the biggest fucking shit-eating grin youâve ever seen. Imagine a fat version of young Dylan Sprouse kicking down the door of this old womanâs corner shop and Chad striding towards the counter.
âJust 4 letters. These ones, pleaseâ I told the lady, clutching a Y, an I and two Fâs in my hand. The poor lady didnât know any better, she just placed the letter blocks on the string and asked for the money. I walked out of that shop as the most confident little fat blonde kid on the planet. I mean, I wasnât going to walk up all those stairs and leave empty handed, was I?
I wore that bracelet with pride through the rest of the entire holiday, on the way home and even through the first week of school. But only the first week.
There were a small group of people in my Computing class that knew that I was a furry. Only 3. But they all endured my constant blabbering about nonsensical furry shit, and they were fine with it. Cut to about 5 days after I came back from the holiday, and I was sitting in my computing class, displaying in all glory a colourful bracelet bearing the word âYIFFâ, engraved in 4 wooden blocks. People ignored it, my friends thought it was pretty funny and novelty, and so life just went on.
And then it happened.
âYiff? Whatâs that?â
I snap around at mach 9, and there was my 40 year old computing teacher, towering over my arm to read the bracelet. The moment that word was uttered from his mouth, my 3 friends shot up and turned around like a pack of bleeding prairie dogs. They were eyes and ears on deck to this conversation. All of that childlike confidence I had gathered from this bracelet was just eviscerated right out of my head and replaced with the realization that I was just wearing a bracelet that just had the furry equivalent of the word âPornâ written on it.
âUhhhh.. Itâs, um⌠An inside joke.â I muttered desperately, giving death glares to my friends who were on the verge of exploding. The teacher just kinda shrugged his shoulders and moved on with the lesson, but that 10 seconds was fucking petrifying. After the lesson had ended, and we were packing our bags and leaving to go to lunch, I noticed the teacher switch off the projector, and kinda swivel his PC monitor away from the class. Tk. Tk. Tk. Tk. Four key presses from his keyboard and I knew exactly what the fuck was going on. I increased my pace, and darted towards the exit of the classroom.
The last thing I saw before I left was his face. Itâs hard to describe, but imagine the face of somebody being confronted by the four horses of the apocalypse, and seeing cutie marks.
He looked at me for a solid half-second. We exchanged eye contact. At this point my life had finished. The old Securipun was dead, and like a fawn born in a wolfden, I fucking legged it. I think we both understood the next day that the day prior was single handedly the most jarring and uncomfortable moment of our entire lives, and that it should never be mentioned again, for the mental state of each other. The bracelet also never saw the life of day again, until I found it in a drawer like an hour ago.
@taiyslfyskoe
So I was in business right, and I looked over at my classmateâs computerâŚ
This is what I saw. Now, what could this possibly be?
A butt? The crotch area of a swimsuit perhaps?
A lot of speculation went on in the few seconds before he zoomed out. Revealing THIS:
Im just in awe of this guy.
well i decided to make a portal musical wheatley version of one of my favourite inside jokes. YEET
thank u to @the-spacegoose for letting me use their version to make this cursed photo
(im also going to tag @the-geekenders and @jedtheguy since this is another portal musical post!)
Yo @taiyslfyskoe Catch!
HONOKA, NO!!!
@whitemongoose here goose, some nightmare fuel for you đ
*Inhales* JackâŚ. *Exhales* FUCK YOU *THROWS PENCIL* FUCK. @jack-the-aledar
Anyone who still bottleflips is a dickhead.
Thicc commie dragon.

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WHY DOES EVERYONE WANNA KILL THEMSELVES ON ME RIGHT NOW?! I CANâT FUCKING HANDLE EVERYONE TRYING TO END THEIR LIVES!!! STOP PLEASE!! I CANâT ANYMORE!!! AND IVE ALSO HEARD PEOPLE JOKING ABOUT IT TOO AT SCHOOL AND I WANTED TO SLAP THEM SO DAMN HARD! @jack-the-aledar CAN YOU GUESS WHO IT WAS??? HAHAHA IT WAS FUCKING MAX ALRIGHT! WHO WOULDVE FUCKING GUESSED.
Yeah. Look, hey its a tough time. Go get some sleep alright?
SammyâŚâŚ. What if Iâm already asleep and âm just sleep reblogging this?
Then Id have to cue the X-Files theme.
WHY DOES EVERYONE WANNA KILL THEMSELVES ON ME RIGHT NOW?! I CANâT FUCKING HANDLE EVERYONE TRYING TO END THEIR LIVES!!! STOP PLEASE!! I CANâT ANYMORE!!! AND IVE ALSO HEARD PEOPLE JOKING ABOUT IT TOO AT SCHOOL AND I WANTED TO SLAP THEM SO DAMN HARD! @jack-the-aledar CAN YOU GUESS WHO IT WAS??? HAHAHA IT WAS FUCKING MAX ALRIGHT! WHO WOULDVE FUCKING GUESSED.
Yeah. Look, hey its a tough time. Go get some sleep alright?