yikes

my favorite love language is trying, actually

like when people try to learn your hobbies or try to play the same sports that you play in an effort to get closer to you, people who try to love you the way you love people, people who will go to places you want to visit just for your sake, people remembering, putting in an effort. just. trying

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

I just learned yesterday that watermelons could explode when overripe and then today one exploded in my kitchen. So I guess I'll never learn anything new ever again just to be safe.

coyote running off a cliff type shit

happy first day of pride everyone

in the future, unnecessary wireless technology will be denormalized and deprioritized as signs of bourgeois decadence. the technology's use will be heavily restricted. all airpods will be retrofitted with 3.5 mm audio cables. wireless chargers embedded in furniture will be banned, destroyed, and recycled to make useful things.

this is my most luddite post ever but i hate hate hate hate hate the culture around wireless technology as it's been increasingly pushed by apple and other tech companies. i don't WANT stupid headphones that barely connect and need to be charged every 15 minutes and cost way more for worse audio quality i want to connect things with a CABLE that is plugged into a PORT because it is RELIABLE and it WORKS.

like. wireless devices have their own use cases, and i can easily imagine people preferring it in a lot of ways. but it is not a Replacement for any kind of wired technology, at least not to me; it is a sidegrade that is treated as an ~evolution~ because of an artificial push by the bourgeoisie.