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Everything about this is art.

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

World heritage post

This post is funny in retrospect because feral hogs are basically the only legitimate reason to own an assault rifle. It is the one and only real problem faced by anyone in the US that can be solved with a semi-automatic weapon that has more muzzle energy than a handgun. It’s just easy to ridicule because it sounds silly to the people who don’t live in areas with wild hogs (most of the country).

...the alt text?

i love alt text that itself is a part of the art

feel free to stop reblogging this literally any time

Hey, tomorrow august 5th is my 27th birthday. I was planning on making myself cake but ended up not having the money for it, and have been too busy these past few days so I couldn't take on more work. Would it be too cringe to ask for some $$

Ya fue todo gente. Feliz cumpleaños a mí, alias valen.arte.mp si llego a juntar algo de plata (sea por trabajo o porque me mandan aportes ah) subiré novedades repostéricas

*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs