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@jack-merridork

The name's Jack Merridew. Hunter extraordinaire, and the person who SHOULD be in charge of the tribe. Ask me anything you like, or alternatively ask anyone on this island anything you like. Really. I don't mind at all. (Can you tell he was being sarcastic there? This blog is run by @lektricfergus. It's uhhh an AU where Jack has Tumblr. Avatar and header image credits go to @kuboe.)

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not jack

aye why am i getting new followers. this blog is dead lmao guys

#not jack #simon speaks

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not jack

ah my lord of the flies phase is kind of over so there probably won’t be any updates on this anytime soon, i’m sorry :( it was fun while it lasted but i think i lost interest after i had to psychoanalyze roger for my class last year

- simon

#simon speaks #not jack

memories

One iced latte with low-fat #jack lotf milk, please.

jack-merridork

ew no

Do you accept hugs?

idk do you accept a spear buried in your stomach

#jack-merridork #jack merridew #tw implied gore #VIOLENCE #time #haha #jack speaks #idk how i used to do this #this blog is like a jack caricature okay #hh

g u e s s w h o ' s b e e n r e b o o t e d ?

that's right, it's me. i'm jack.exe 2.0. send asks, but don't deliberately try to crash my systems. i'll kill you if you do that. ;)

#jack #jack speaks #jack.exe #THIS BITCH AGAIN #HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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hey bitches. time flies, i guess. i haven’t been on here since last year.

send me new asks, but i might be out hunting when i get them.

-jack

#jack speaks #jack-merridork #jack merridew #//it sure has been a long time huh

birdsarecommunists

Cute music terms to name your children:

Viola

Harmony

Melody

Cadence

Carol

Hymn

Celeste

Clef

Agitato

Oboe Player

F Sharp

♮

Barbaro

Plagal

Smorzando

ii♭ 6-4

Canon in inversion and augmentation

jack-merridork

I don’t have a kid but if I did I’d name them C#

C S H A R P

#jack-merridork #jack speaks #reblog #meme #shitpost #lord of the flies #c sharp #skdghsdkg #this is so dumb i'm sorry

lektricfergus

hey everyone! i am going to be very quiet for a while. my activity will be sporadic at best. i’m fine, don’t worry. love you all!

OPEN THE POD BAY DOOR

DON’T COMPARE ME TO HAL B I T C H

#jack-merridork #jack merridew #ask #anon #2001 #2001: a space odyssey #lord of the flies #i had to google this to figure out what it meant #ive never seen the fucking movie

What about D flat?? Aren't they the same note??

We do not speak of D flat.

#jack-merridork #jack merridew #ask #anon

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In case anyone was wondering: yes, I can scream in C#.

C̲̳̺̘̕ ͓̣̮̦̥͜ ͔̰͡ ̭̙̰̣̕S͞ ̯͈͕̲̼̘̲H ̞̜̼Ą͍̩̦ ̢̲̘̜͚͍̩̦R̛͓̲ ̯͚P͏̻̗͎̙̭͇̣ ̧͉͓͙ ̰̠̝Ị̩S̪̮̩̯ ̧T̯͈͈̥ͅH̞̹̙̠̪E̶̘͈͙̩̲̫̲ ̻̖͉̹̺̹O̷̞N̡̠̲̦͚ͅL̘̼͚͞Y̻̺͓͖͞ͅ ͉͚̥̱͙̣̠T͈̪̼̺R̖͇͚U̮̗̻̲̺̜E̫͔͜ ̯̼̟̟̰̝̳N͖̞͇̳O̝̙̖̼̹T̪̪̮͜E͎̪̦͡

#jack-merridork #jack merridew #jack speaks #zalgo #tw zalgo #this is dumb sorry #doing this instead of answering asks #lord of the flies

(not Jack)

fuck fuck FUCK I REBLOGGED THE WRONG THING HERE AGAAAAAAIN I’M SO SORRY

-Indigo

#jack-merridork #not jack #indigo speaks

is kay alright??

I haven’t seen her for about three days, but I’m going to assume she’s fine.

#jack-merridork #jack merridew #lord of the flies #lotf jack #younger siblings au #anon

95 followers! I AM THE CHIEF OF TUMBLR ISLAND! BOW DOWN TO ME - Jack

#jack-merridork #shitpost

If you don’t give me all your candy I’ll break into your house and kill you- Hanako!Roger

Would you accept half-rotten pig guts instead?

#jack-merridork #jack merridew #lord of the flies #lotf jack #lotf roger #hanako!roger #not-so-jolly-roger

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(not Jack)

someone talk to Jack.exe he’s lonely

-Indigo

#jack-merridork #not jack #indigo speaks

(not Jack)

what’s that one blog where the entire thing is just the shit Jack googles i can’t find it anywhere -Indigo

#not jack #indigo speaks

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