they want you to make fried rice
who is "they"
the wok left
how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left
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they want you to make fried rice
who is "they"
the wok left
how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left
World Heritage Post

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just so yall know
art block is your brain telling you to do studies.
draw a still life. practice some poses. sketch some naked people. do a color study. try out a different technique on a basic shape.
art block doesnt stop you from drawing, it stops you from making your drawings look the way you want them to. and thats because you need to push your skills to the next level so you can preform at that standard
think of it as level grinding for your next work.
As a scientific illustrator- this is 100% true and going to review your basics will fix it every goddamn time. Not only does it keep your skills sharp, when you’re not emotionally invested in the final product of a piece, you relax and your brain makes more/better art juice for you. So, when you get back to that big/important piece? You’ll know what to do and how to do it.
Nothing in nature blooms all year round. Rest, and take care of yourself.
i want someone to put this into writer’s blocks now
Writer’s block means you need to relearn the whole alphabet. idiot.
For writers block- same thing. Do Studies.
Write a description of an object. write the weather today. Write a made up characterization of a random photo of an actor from the internet as to the character they are in that picture. Write a little story about your pet’s day. Write about spilling soup and make it super dramatic and tragic. Write about someone’s day being ruined and make it funny. Write a meetcute coffeeshop AU of two OCs you’d never put together- maybe from different stories. Write them breaking up.
Write a bunch of short stuff meant for no audience ever and super duper self indulgent.
@sweetiepie08
@kanerallels
I found out relatively recently that it really helps if I write short fiction surrounding the novels I write. Like oh? I’m stuck for a bit? Ooh there was that section I wanted to explore but doesn’t fit in the plot really. There was that what-if that could never happen in the actual story but would be fun to explore. It keeps me in the characters’ headspace (tho that’s not always what I’m needing) but not right where they are exactly.
Yes! I have gotten past writers’ block multiple times by writing drabble collections. Making something coherent happen in just 100 words is a very different challenge from writing a long story and it also lets me get past plot points that I don’t want to explore in-depth.
I am also going to have to start drawing studies now…
I joined a writing group that used journalling prompts to get through a bad case of writers block and it really helped
“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs
btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

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Wait so is the mandate of heaven and the divine right of kings the same kind of concept, or have I massively misunderstood one or the other?
divine right of kings: you can do whatever you want forever because you're god's specialest little boy!
mandate of heaven: do a good job ruling or god's gonna start sending hitmen
Ah, yeah, I see it now. This is the exact level of detail I needed of the key details of how to distinguish the two. Thank you.
apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.
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Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

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shout out to everyone who has any sort of maintenance job whether it's a custodian or a mechanic or a furnace repair person or a pool cleaner or a housekeeper or anything where someone shows up or I go to you, and my shit is taken care of.
big appreciation for the maintenance people
Huge fan of when I have a problem that I have no idea how to handle (or no time/tools/physical strength to handle) and I call A Guy who knows how to handle it and they come and handle it for me.
Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.
Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"
Diversity win! Absol is OSHA Compliant!
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@bedrock-to-buildheight I thought about your Pokémon au when I saw this today
I legally must add them. For safety
@oh-hools
look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons
whatever. go my scallops
last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops
They need to invent a type of exercise that doesn't absolutely fucking suck to do.
Is it the exercise that sucks, or is it the way you've been taught to exercise that sucks?
Do you really hate weight training? Or do you hate doing pushups and sit-ups and squats?
Do you really hate cardio? Or do you hate trying to run as fast as you can for as long as you can?
I used to think I hated exercise too. Then I learned that every movement in the world can be modified to suit my level. I can also just not do exercises I hate. I haven't done a sit up in literally ten years. I never go for runs.
I walk and I play and I move heavy objects or manipulate my body weight in ways that feel easy and accessible to my body. I take really long rests and rarely work hard enough to break into a real sweat, and I'm still getting all the benefits. I'm getting way more benefits actually.
When I used to think that exercise had to equal suffering, I rarely ever did it. And there are no benefits in the exercise I won't actually do.
Now I train 3-4 days a week. Gleefully. Because I want to. Because I like it. Because I don't have to do a single exercise I don't enjoy and for every muscle there is to train, there's a ton of options.
Training doesn't have to be intense. Exercise doesn't have to feel like a punishment. There are so many more ways to joyfully move my body than I ever realized, because my grade school PE class taught me that exercise is always misery.
Because it focused on basically five, high level skills that I never learned the foundation to do.
Push-up, pull up, sit up, toe touch, and run
That was my entire "physical education."
And unsurprisingly I walked away believing that exercise is miserable and I just hate it.
Both things turned out to be wildly incorrect, and if you couldn't tell I'm really bitter about it.
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What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
Every now and then I'm reminded that not everyone knows how it is with spaghetti...
??? What has the spaghetti done?
Oh this one, completely forgot this was a thing lmao