Secretly A Cat Blog

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.

this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

probably the worst tumblr post, for me, is that one short story about a person dying and meeting god, who then tells them that they are infact every human who has or will ever live and are slowly going through all those lives. Not because the story was particularly bad or anything but because now everytime i hear about some deeply fucked up shit happening to somebody im like damn... and im gonna have to do that too at some point...

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

this world is so funny

but I’m done laughing

my cat when shes been wiggling all silly and happy while i pet her and then bites the shit out of me and leaves

I worked at a small town newspaper at a time we changed our syndicate service so we stopped running ziggy and a woman came in to yell at us about how important ziggy is because it “really has its finger on the pulse of things”

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round