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I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

orange voice as far as im concerned we're having a margarita mix tonight. as far as im concerned we already have the margs. robbie? as far as im concerned we're already mourning pjackk with our margs TONIGHT

why are my friends now doing mogai succession rp in the groupchat

I also ☝️ like riichi mahjong. Which maybe is the third one again but

somehow… pjackk returned

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

tuck him in Tuesday

tuck him in Tuesday once again

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users