haha doody

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!

"oh yeah you should watch this show! its on-" it doesnt matter. it is on the little site in my computer. for free

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text