haha doody

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

Lindsey Graham reported to have passed away after mixing viagra and poppers for his big no-loads-refused birthday bash

Like it triggers me badly how common a take "carceral violence is bad and should be limited, except in the case of really mentally ill people who need it and benefit from it" is even among supposedly progressive people

abolish prisons includes psych wards

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point