jackalope

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

Porcellio scaber “transgender”

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

i think the theme of the met gala next year should be a giant meteor hurling towards it. just to spice things up. see if the celebrities can pull together to save manhattan

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

oh hey man so is your living weapon single or

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may