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“Wasn’t any prettier at point-blank”

“the algebra of need”

Finally, in the small mountain town of Chauoen they came into their hotel to find two Danes sitting in the lobby with a softball sized chunk of hash sitting in front of them.

“Take a good long stare.” Oof judgy book.

“I’d rather not tell you about the achaierai, if you don’t mind.”

“The program does not include a submit button because when the user clicks on the image the x and y coordinates of where the user clicked on the image are transmitted to the script.”

“Pylcrafte is laughing.”

It’s a skeleton. Just a picture of a skeleton.

I’m so sorry

‘ “Stop!” Spock ordered.’

“No joke,” Dahl said.

Dr Stockman: (laughs and rubs his hands) [Dared not to do otherwise!] She too! Oh that’s splendid!

“Though defensible as a war measure, this was an arbitrary grant of executive power contrary to American tradition and to the spirit of the Constitution”

‘”Then we must take the road, Mr. Frodo,” said Sam. “We must take it and chance our luck, if there is any luck in Mordor.”’

The entire fucking page was empty…

I’m sorry, but this is idiotic. I don’t care if I lose followers for this, but music is for everyone??? Why can’t someone make a cover of a song that speaks to then, or even just one that they like, just because of their skin color? That seems absurd and controlling.

I remember this scene and it still cracks me up.

This is basically an Adam Sandler movie today, unironically.

i will not stop doing peace signs in photos until there is world peace

Does anyone else with anxiety get that thing where you just want everything to be quiet and when it’s not, you just get really agitated, and people’s voices just start driving you insane?

yes!!

i was about to joke about how my political stance is “end lawnmower culture” but then it occurred to me that i actually Am against lawns as suburban status symbols and wastes of land that Could be used to sustain native flora & fauna and grow food for people, but no, instead they are these huge useless swaths of land that need Constant maintenance, the process of which is not only destructive, but Incredibly Loud

Unite Against the Lawn

Pro tiny house, anti grass lawn. Prioritize practicality.

The down side to this is that if you live in an HOA regulated neighborhood then you can actually get monetary fines for having anything but the quintessential manicured lawn. I agree with this but education needs to be a factor so we can pay it forward as much as possible

whenever you think life is bad right now, remember that you used to have to watch anime in 3 parts on YouTube and sometimes part 2 would be missing