Just Lookin’ For My Own Peace Of Mind

These are suggested for serving to recovering alcoholics, but I think they’re just fun and cool anyway? I like a fancy beverage, it doesn’t have to have booze. That cucumber Collins sounds refreshing AF

And children! Children love a fancy drink! Let them be included!

add me to your discord server so I can do the online equivalent of arriving at a party saying hi to the people I know then standing awkwardly in the corner for the rest of the night

also "ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic" in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

"ough watching a show uses so much electricity" on road sides there are giant electrified billboards that do nothing but show you ads

Thank you for the perspective check

where's dangerous crow boy when you need him

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have been whining about? Jesus christ

-Sam Reich on the set of Samalamadingdong

some of you are mentally unwell bc your reusable water bottle is filled with black mold go wash that shit

it IS a phase, mom

show me a permanent state of the self, mom

Impermanence does not mean insignificance, mom

The key to a happier life is being in a constant state of change and acceptance, mom

nobody is coming to save you. get up

my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY

quilly joel