interplanetary, megastellar, hydrostatic, jennard

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

one persons's nothingburger is another person's everythingburger

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

im only attracted to worthy opponents

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

Did you know that there are 58 tortillas in space right now and that number dwindles as the hunger of four astronauts grows

gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

awful news guys