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getting my brake lines fixed every time my wife cuts them is expensive but i dont mind atall. i love her

This fella is not lost in the sauce, he is precisely where he means to be in the sauce

Babe wake up new pathetic looking cat just dropped

El muchacho monday

man i hate the allure of a good grilled cheese. you make one and eat it and its so good and perfect, maybe a little bland but in a good way and you instantly think “man that was a really good grilled cheese, im not entirely full yet, maybe i’ll have another…” dont do it. don’t even think about it. it’s the opposite of oreos. you make your second grilled cheese and 3 bites into it you’re so overwhelmed by the monotony. “this isnt nearly as good as the last one” despite being practically identical. The grilled cheese is a sacred food, it must be eaten hot, and quick. A second one only allows you to stew in the memories of the past (your previous cheese) and your nostalgia clouds your mind, creating an epic fail bite in your newest creation of dairy and grain. Show some restraint. 

Realize the power of multimedia

oh i’m realizing it

Snail Tape (Snape)

Elmo commits murder

Elmo off the shits

all i’m saying is the le creuset signature dutch oven in fig would make me normaler

@ghost-mantis

now i understand why this lil hoe is on kungfu panda

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