Ranking vsmp characters based on if I’d let them watch my child
(I say as if I don’t dream to be a childless cat lady someday)
Cleo: probably! For a few hours, why not? Honestly, I think she could keep the kid out of harms way.
Martyn: no. Definately not. That man has college age vibes. And while college kids can be good babysitters, I must say, not this one. He’s gonna look away for five seconds and when he looks back he’s gonna go “wait, where’s the child?!”
Pearl: I mean if her plot armor leaks onto the kid, absolutely.
Avid: nooo, just- just no. That persons gonna hype up the existence and dangers of vampires and phrase it in the most paranoid manner. My kids not gonna sleep that night and it’s gonna be their fault. And he’s WAY too impulsive.
Sausage: weirdly, I might. He’d keep his vampire-lover freakmaxxing in check around the kiddies. He seems like a good bedtime-story reader.
Abolish: sure! For a little bit. I don’t think he’d be a great long-term babysitter. Like, he’s not gonna give the kid the emotional attention that makes a good caregiver.
Legundo: for a couple hours, yeah. He seems trustworthy enough. It either goes smoothly and the kid bonds super hard with him, or the kid gets bored with him.
Owen: If I was in Oakhurst with the kid, I wouldn’t even ask. He acts way too sketchy from most every pov. I would not trust him with anything, much less a kid.
Pyro: pre-turning, maybe. The chances increase if my kid is a bit more eccentric (which, if this is a biological kid who takes after anyone from my side of the family, is all too possible). Nine year old me might have been fond of talking to him, and if my hypothetical child is anything like that, sure. But post turning? I’m not letting my child anywhere near any building that Scott Goldsmith inhabits.
Scott: as you may have guessed from the above text, HELL NO. I don’t care if he’d be nice to my child, if that kids in his care, I’m clearly dead or kidnapped. No child of mine is getting caught in his web.
Ren: awww, sure! I could see that being so wholesome!
Drift: for a couple hours. Idk if she’s the child caring type, but she wouldn’t suck at it IMO.
Apo: Pre-turning it probably wouldn’t be her first choice, but she hypothetically could, I trust her. Post turning, it would be a terrible idea. I don’t want my kid getting caught in the crossfires of the whole Apo vs the Coven thing. Or the Apo vs The Town vs The Coven thing.
