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Lil Nas X is really out here not giving a fuck, as he should.

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me in 2018 hearing lil nas x sing old town road: hehe funny horse song cowboy man

me in 2021 watching lil nas x do the absolute most, release bop after bop, become the gay icon our generation needs: amazing brilliant talented show stopping completely not ever been done before mind blowing absolutely stunning

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merry christmas eve to this post only

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Never forget the reason for the season

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digging through memories

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bad bitches have no plans for halloween and stay home and watch tv

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Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home

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Like this

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“The police don’t target black people,” says the white person.

“LGBTQ+ people have plenty of protection,” says the straight, cisgender person.

“Women don’t feel harassed at work,” says the man.

“Poor people don’t need more government help,” says the rich person.

“Immigrants feel welcome here,” says the natural-born citizen.

Please stop invalidating the concerns of people who have problems that you’re not experiencing. Instead, listen to them, and learn what you can do to help.

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my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:

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The wife:

The mom:

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I t s b a c k

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IS THIS THE ORIGINAL OMG

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Atypical Curiosities on Etsy

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If this ain't me

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Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

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“i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—"

do NOT

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This is not even an exaggeration.

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Golden Ears Provincial Park - British Columbia

Photographed by: Paolo Nacpil

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"We've made it official, meet my NEW BROTHER!"

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pride month is now over. hate wins! kiss your enemies on the mouth

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