its turtles all the way down 🐢🐢🐢

hey girls ive got one. you know how they pronounced margaret thatcher back in the day

Beautiful: a child has drowned and returned from the other side with a report of going to the afterlife. "When I arrived in heaven I was greeted by a mammoth-headed man who said 'I am Anghprett Vul, sky god of the one true religion'. I asked 'who are you?' and he said 'we visited a tribe of Neanderthals and gave them our teachings but then a landslide killed them'. I asked 'so do I have to bring back your faith and believe in it?' and he said 'we don't really care". Find his book at your local apatheist bookstore today

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

never seen an episode of riverdale in my life but im sitting here in complete agony over the phrase “sold jingle jangle to the ghoulies” i literally have no idea what this show could possibly be about at this point

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

all rpf is true because i said so.

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

in an old website on the internet all covered in vines, lived some lovely little mutuals in two straight lines..

Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

me when i say inch resting