Onion Life

boy I sure am hungry let me just tuck into this geodesic dome

Can you imagine being fuckin being lost in the desert for a couple days and out of nowhere hearing Africa by Toto?? I would lose my fuckin shit that would be the moment id be like damn im actually losing it and gonna die out here, what a banger tho.

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

my fave thing about alligators is that evolution was just like.. “yeah that’s fine” and left them for 80 million years

My favorite thing about evolution is that it’s tried to make crabs on at least 4 different occasions independently of previous species

Biology be like "time for crab"

I want to know what Miyuki did to piss off the fire nation the first time