Just a little guy

eminem is going through the washing machine. godspeed my wet boy

eminem is drying. godspeed my wet boy.

that makes more sense

Reblogging just for the last post

Yeah a little louder for those in the back please?

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cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

no place for a little seal

WHO BURNT MY HASH BROWN?!

hey don't cry. think about Blorbo struggling to get up, coughing up blood <3

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

thats the one! thank you!

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

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People keep tagging this as educational and I don't know what to do or think about that.

Glossary of Terms

I don’t know if I should be amused or distressed by the realization that someday this post will probably be useful to linguists.

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis