it's been a while

So what if I sleep with instant mash potatoes next to me

Do not come into my room without an appointment

Incineroar

guy who lives a full lifetime without ever discovering or otherwise inadvertently using his ability to kill trout with his mind

Wearing a t shirt that says “I have funny ideas about what it means to be a man”

lentils… you agree.

every time a rich white celebrity says ‘these last few years have been rough’ while accepting a trophy made of gold and wearing a designer outfit to then go home to their mansion… the rest of the world should get to take a $10,000 out of their bank account. 

This coming from a swiftie account is……jarring to say the least

‘this meeting could have been an e-mail’ but it’s me watching long tiktoks and thinking ‘this could have been a two-sentence text post’

babygirl I can feel guilty in ways you can't even imagine