"I always wanted to see the stars, and now I can."

what’s a really bad sci-fi stereotype that you are sick of?

I hate how the best idea of what alien weaponry looks like is just a squirt gun painted silver and covered in lights

All aliens being mammals (and when they’re not, they still have boobs with nipples)

aliens that are all supposed to be interpreted as cis women

Humanoid aliens that look almost exactly like humans but with blue skin/a ridged head or some shit

Aliens that have attained spaceflight but have literally no cultural variation.

This is the best, most concise explanation of the past four years ever.

no lies in this post

yas obama slay

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

santa’s creed

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

its like jello shot heaven

it’s like looking at my future trip to the hospital

21st birthday goals

The accuracy of these graphs… 

I feel this on a spiritual level

when people shit on owl city cuz “all he does is write sugary pop shit” and im just like? yeah? thats kinda why I like him? im sorry you hate happiness so much?

By John Kleckner [tumblr | webcomic | facebook]

why the fuck you measuring time in beyblades

fandom secret: you can like a character and disagree with their actions

roleplay secret: you can roleplay a character and disagree with their actions

Remember when someone said I was racist irl because Obisen was racist against aliens?