terra

MY NAME IS CROUTON AND IM GONNA BE PRESIDENT SOMEDAY BELIEVE IT

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

This is like if Gone Girl was an MMO

I just found an etsy shop that sells parts for escape rooms and it feels like looking through a store for decorating your animal crossing house 

Now see, this is the kind of millionaire we need in real life.

Pewish

@super-affection

Me, everyday.

This is modern poetry

*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*

Where the woman has equal agency in the relationship and the man heavily hints at getting pegged

on the first day of classes professors will usually ask us to fill out a little notecard with our name, pronouns, major, and email. one dude in one of my history classes was very clearly one of those Anti-SJW Bullshit People and went “Uhhh pronouns? Ha, what’s that supposed to mean? I’m clearly a dude I don’t understand what you’re asking” and the professor just looked him in the eye and went “If you don’t know what a pronoun is then maybe a college level course isn’t for you” and i think about her every single day of my life