can we talk about mickey saying in front of that old hag in the furniture shop “i can get my ass in the position you like” to ian, his hunky husband
i've always wondered about this because what could the position be that he wouldn't normally be able to do? someone needs to write a fic. regardless, truly unhinged behavior. s1 mickey would have an aneurysm if he knew his older self was just talking about that openly. about his HUSBAND no less.


















