ian:

bambi, aboo (the monkey), hercules

mickey:

thumper (i make myself giggle with this one), jim hawkins, Berlioz (the black kitten from aristocats)

(bonus: carl = stitch)

aw anon i do see the vision!! ofc he's bambi cause of those big ol doe eyes. aboo i'm not seeing as much but hercules is right on the money. we even see him go from zero to hero. i'm also gonna throw oliver from oliver and company because orange and cute.

mickey is harder but i think you got it especially with Berlioz. i'm gonna throw Grumpy in also.

damon then has to watch mickey being boned by his hunky top, whilst he waits by the road like some billy no mates (this definitely happened multiple times). again stressful as they are running from the feds and they don’t have time for so many sex breaks, in addition to other rest stops. not to mentioned mickey let’s stranger ian smoke his pot without asking damon. he also has to cope with mickey and ian making googoo eyes at each other and listen to their flirting for days

damon nearly got shot at because he misheard the assignment thinking “grabbing car snackies” meant robbing the place. he’s ditched by mickey, his bestie who picked dock hoes before bros. and he’s left in the middle of absolute nowhere (and he probs is from illinois too so knows fuck all about texas). he might not even have a phone

we don’t know if he made it to mexico or got caught. i sort of see him having PGSD (post gallavich stress disorder) and turning up in mexico after having an awful time of it, or telling the feds who caught him (and being a bit of a jennifer coolidge from white lotus) “the gays are trying to murder me!” or something as he’s in shock. the people around him just think he’s reliving some terrible things he experienced in prison but actually it’s him just traumatised from being with the disgustingly loved up gallavich for a whole three days and nights