i always wanted to grow tomatoes

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it’s mickey’s birthday coming up next month and ian wants to book him a massage. mickey makes jokes about a massage being code for ian paying some other dude to give mickey a “happy ending” which absolutely not. so ian is now looking for female only masseuses.

ian floats the idea of maybe making it a spa day as mandy told him she went to one recently and it was so relaxing. and mickey is a small ball of rage that’s needs to just relax before he starts another argument with “phillip and his nose that’s so big it took away his chin” mickey’s words. not ian’s

mickey says hell yeah! as he wants to try a naked sauna. he tells ian he “enjoyed” the steam room that other time when they got “free handies from those two random dudes.” ian did not appreciate mickey’s eyebrow wiggle at the outrageous suggestion, so ian is now looking for somewhere thay does private saunas sessions with female only masseuses.

mickey tells ian he wonders if there are gay only spas. maybe they could “give making gay friends a go again,” not holding back his belly laugh when ian merely glares back. ian will not be booking a gay only spa. he’ll ask tami for spa recommendations as she’s bound to know ones where mostly women go.

mickey also tells ian he can’t wait to steal all the free shit like towels from the spa and hopes they don’t mind him taking his new gun iggy got him as it’s fancy and he likes takes it everywhere. (ignoring his husband, ian makes a mental note to have stern words with iggy about his present buying as he knows mickey told his big brother about wanting a bazooka. and again absolutely not)

before leaving the room to brush his teeth, mickey tells ian he wouldn’t mind being pampered by “the face ladies” (beauticians) but he draws a line at them “putting cabbage” (cucumber) on his eye sockets while they force feed him “watery seaweed puke” (kale smoothies) as “that’s just too fucking gay, gallagher, even for your freckly, tomato growing ass.”

not even glancing away from his book, not even to starve at mickey’s ass as ian so loves to do, ian decides to himself not to book a massage or spa for mickey’s birthday.