Rise and Shine Motherfucker

this video is gay rights

I AM CRYING OMFG

What is that

You can only reblog this once a year

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

Back when this site truly was lawless.

the way they just dropped this bomb and did not follow up. king

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

“I actually got the J&J” 🤣

This is the content I get on tumblr for

Lil Nas X braver than any US marine o7

the first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail unless you spot a smaller cooler looking trail

I’m lost