Star trek brainrot

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

I met Alex Hirsch today and he drew a little picture in my sketchbook

[Image ID: An Ao3 comment that reads: “You are one sick fuck. Thank you for sharing this. How fucking dare you. This was beautifully written. May your soul burn.”]

Chops your head off but my blade is unnaturally sharp and my hand is steady and my arc is perfect and your head flies off in one smooth downwards swing and soars through the air forever and never hits the ground

Gets my head chopped off but the swordsman is so skilled my head doesnt move at all and I don’t even notice. eventually it falls off when I’m 65 and bending down the look into a flower pot

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol