Star trek brainrot

ough the ocean,,,,, she makes me emotional,,,,

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

RIP Sisyphus he would've loved emails.

I mean i quite like my brain, i'm really very fond of it i just think it's a design failure that i can't pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.