Yaraz

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

adults love seeing a small child or teenager who is so visibly anxious and uncertain of themselves and quiet so they can tell them "HEY!! 👹 YOU BETTER GET SOME CONFIDENCE RIGHT NOW! 🗣 AND SPEAK UP! 🤬 YEAH YOU! 👊 SHY KID 💥 EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS SHY KID 👈 WHO I'M GOING TO FIX 🙏 WITH THE POWER OF LOUD !!! 😤 YOU'D BEST BELIEVE IT! 😱 NOW SHOUT, SHY KID!!! 🤯 SHOUT AT ME!!! 👽 HUUAAHH&HHH 🗯 NOW TEAR ASUNDER THE HUSK OF YOUR FORMER SELF ☠️ YEAH RIGHT NOW 👇 WHY DON'T YOU FEEL CONFIDENT 💣 I AM GIVING YOU THE CURE" and the shy kid has to pretend like this isn't the millionth time they've had this exact conversation

I would take the shaving discourse people or that general area of discourse more seriously if they said anything about high heels ever. high heels are if anything an infinitely more relevant and pervasive form of women being forced to painfully and debilitatingly alter their bodies to fit a standard than any handwringing about plastic surgery but the most you'll ever get is something something women in another country and conveniently never the us being pressured into wearing heels to work at the office, which is usually presented as like an aesthetic issue on the level of being mandated to have long hair (or to shave). do most people even know that if you haven't spent years being physically conditioned to wear them it only takes one hour for pain to set in

it is insane to me that most people seem to sincerely view the main stumbling block with wearing heels when you're not used to them as balance issues and nothing more. the balance part is easy. they hurt. they hurt a lot. they hurt even when you're just standing around in them and not engaging in some sort of foot-based exertion. they will continue to hurt you the next day after you take them off. they are literally worse than wearing a corset of decent quality and maybe in like 100 years we will view them much the same, but I'm not holding my breath.

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.

Hive mind that actually really hates being a hive mind and it would like to stop being a hive mind as soon as possible, please. Fifteen scientists were in the room where a space rock exploded and welded their consciousnesses together. And even though it now has access to the memories of each of its linked individuals, whenever it tries to find in its gestalt mind where that personality, that individual who made those memories exists, it only finds a stump.

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

Reverse mommy issues play-doh person (drug addict)

This picture serves as a good summary to this series 😂 almost to the end of book 8 💜