~Stressed~ ~Obsessed~ ~Well Dressed~

Uhh guys? Can we normalize having long legs and a tight pussy maybe,,,,,??

NO! my legs are short and my pussy is a cave known for its natural acoustics

I apologize for my lack of inclusvitiy... I'll off myself now

this townes guy doesn't give me a good vibe

A year ago, everything was different. And now I look back I realized that a year can do a lot to a person.

I’ve been laughing so hard at this, they just stare at each other holding puppies

Babies throw up so effortlessly. It’s a shame we lose that skill as we grow up. (source)

caught the bae sleepin

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak

he is becoming self aware

“why must I be like that? why must I chase the cat?”

I have no self of steam