whatever, i love you

Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

omg guys happy bone swallowing august

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

Reblog and put in the tags the last full album you listened to