fun toy juice for my weary fucking soul!!

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

the beach that. makes you dead

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

[wearing a t shirt rhat says "I AM NORMAL AND I'M NOT INSANE"] have i ever told you about my curse? its working btw. the curse is working.

What is your curse!

It's working

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

please stop touching the angel's halo the fingerprint smudges will cause read and write errors

honestly the circus didn't seem all that amazing or digital to me

You don't mean that.

and to say this as soon as pride month starts...