i am not a vampire

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

man, 2024 was a great year for ‘films that feel like they’d be fake trailers at the start of a comedy but turn out to be actual real films that they somehow released’, like just look at this lineup

Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀

the ten commandments

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

first day as a small-town sherif and you discover that some of the convicts you're transporting managed to escape in the night and since the penalty for letting prisoners escape is death, and the penalty for being late because you were looking for escaped prisoners is also death, you decide to free ALL of them and go hide out in the wilderness for a bit, except the convicts are super grateful so they make you their leader and it turns out they're decent guys who were exploited by a tyrannical government, so long story short you're crowd-sourcing for a peasant uprising and would anyone like to chip in?

wait a second I just need to Google something...