More ferocious than before

gettin lots of Olympics AU suggests - and y’all are all correct, but @thecousinsdangereux said the words “beach volleyball” and my immediate thought was bumbleby staring at each others butts thanks to those conveniently placed hand signals

Fingers in Hair: I will treasure you. Hand on the Head: I think about you a lot. Kiss / Touch to Ear: I forgive / forgave you. Forehead to Forehead: I’m here / understand. Kiss on or around Eye: I don’t want you to be sad. Hesitant Touch: You’ve hurt me / I still care for you. Boop on the Nose: You’re adorable / make me happy. Kiss on the Cheek / Mouth: I love you / I’ve missed you. Touching the Chin: I want honesty / things to work out. Mouth on or near Neck: I want you / want to be with you. Touching the Neck / Shoulders: I want you to feel good. Leaning on Shoulder: I need you / your support right now. Kiss / Hand / Touch over Heart: I want your understanding. Kiss on the Wrist / Palm: I feel deeply connected to you. Holding Hands: I want to be reminded of your presence. Touching Fingers: I want to speak, but lack the words. Arm around Waist: I want you to be careful / feel safe. Touch on / Kiss to the Ribs: I regard you reverently. Hand on Lower Back: I’ll be by your side no matter. Hands on or near Hips: I feel possessive of you. Touch to Thigh: I want something more with you. Head on Lap: I trust you / feel safe with you. Hand on Knee: I am concerned for you.

Neutral/Questioning:

“Excuse me, I don’t think you’re allowed here.”

“Hello, may I take your order?”

“Haven’t we met? I swear I’ve seen your face somewhere.”

“What exactly are you looking for?”

“Where did you see it/them last?” 

“What is your name?”

“Why are you here?”

“Hmm…? Oh, you can keep that/those if you’d like. I don’t need them.”

“What exactly were you expecting?”

Hostile/Rude/Defensive:

“What exactly is your problem with me?”

“Eugh… When was the last time you showered?”

“What’s wrong with me?! What’s wrong with you?”

“If you’re not going to talk to me nicely, you can just fuck clean off.”

“Ever hear of sarcasm…?”

“I can’t believe I’m stuck with you…”

“Get out of my face.”

“I wasn’t trying to offend you…”

“Why are you being so hostile? I haven’t even done anything yet.”

“Please stop yelling at me, I’m trying to focus here!”

“Hooooooly shit- stop crying!”

Enemy:

“I hope you’re prepared for what’s coming.”

“You can’t get away.”

“I know who you are now, you’re fucked.”

“So, you caught me. What do you want, a medal?”

“Don’t think you have the upper hand just because you saw my face.”

“I was expecting someone more… evil-looking…? You look like a baby.”

“Aren’t you little old to be running around having a temper-tantrum? With bombs?”

“You talk too much. Get in the cruiser before I make you.”

“Oh no. A gun. I’ve never seen one of those before. I’m shaking.”

Friendly/Warm/Apologetic:

“Aaah! I haven’t seen you in years!”

“I’ve missed you so much!”

“Hey… It’s cool. I don’t bite or anything.”

“Don’t worry about it. It’s not the first time, and accidents happen.”

“H-Hey…! I’m really sorry! It was just an accident! Please don’t cry!” 

“Are you doing okay? You don’t look so good.”

“Let me pay you back.”

“Are you hungry? I could buy something for you if you’d like.”

“Woah, woah- take it just one step at a time. That was a hell of a fall just then.”

“I haven’t seen you around before. You new?”

“It’ll be fine! Come on, I’ll give you a ride!”

Flirty/Romantic:

“Good grief, what sort of business do you have around here where you need to be lookin’ THAT good?”

“I can give you my name if you get me a drink.”

“Sorry if I was staring it’s… just hard to keep my eyes off of you…”

“When was the last time you got treated like royalty? I’d be willing to oblige you for a night or two~.”

“May I have a dance with you?”

“I’m not holding you too tightly, am I?”

“Sorry if this is forward, but it just feels so right to be here with you like this.”

“Care to spend the night?”

“It isn’t strange, right? You know- with me holding your hand and all…”

“Can… Can I kiss you?”

“Here, have my jacket.”

“I’ll let you try another line on me, just because you’re cute. You better make it count, though.”

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