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I see a lot of videos of people with cougars and coyotes and wolves and otters and sea lions, and they think, oh, they're so cute, oh, they're so helpful to people, oh, they just want pets, and also bears. And I look at every one of them and I think, you are fucking insane for being that close to a wild fucking animal, who is a wild animal, and you are projecting human behaviors on them, when in reality, they can and have killed people. I will never fucking deal with any of that. Now, if they're trained properly, that's something slightly different, but even then, trained animals like chimpanzees and stuff, still rip people's faces off and kill them. So I'll just never trust any of that shit, because I've been kicked in the head by trained animals. I've been attacked by wild animals.

It's obvious to me that you guys haven't seen enough Disney movies. Cause if you had you would realize that nothing ever really gets hurt in nature, and the only bad creatures are humans.I'm one of those bad guys, and I try to stay strapped. When in doubt give them lead poisoning.

The problem with all these kinds of animals that bother humans too much is that we let them get away with the shit that they pull. From seals that steal your prized salmon off the hook to the bear that raids your garbage and the coyote that takes your little dog,they have lost their fear of us.We didn't get to the top of the food chain by allowing this kind of crap.Society will never let us do it, but we need to start dusting a few of them. They're not stupid creatures, and when they see the guy next to them take a bullet that free lunch doesn't look so free.Believe me, a coyote who pokes his nose up around here gets a pretty quick response,and if a bear showed up in my backyard I'd most likely shoot him and tell the law that I was in fear for my life, the same thing with cougars. I like nature just like the next person, but I consider man to be part of it, not a separate thing.

lol!

These guys sound like the coyotes in my neighborhood. Unlike the ones in the movies, which must be Hollywood coyotes.

Is this another one or is this about the shooting last night?

Last night

The worst part? Trump didn't even look traumatized by that shit anymore. He looked numb.

I can only imagine what he and Melania and the Vance’s are dealing with today.

If it were me, I'd be acting like as much of a fascist as I'm accused of being, give them a summary trial and execution behind the courthouse.

I am surprised he lived to be arrested

I fully support that idea.

As much as I agree and fully support the idea of executing the SOB it will never happen. Too many people in the world see him as a hero rather than a villain. Shit, we can’t even bring that POS that murdered Ireyna on camera to trial after he bragged about it thanks to progressive judges or deport violent illegal aliens, there’s a snowball’s chance in hell we will ever see any of the would be assassins executed.

"the would be assassins executed..." legally. The West is begging for the return of vigilante justice, because it's going to be the only justice some of us will see in our lifetimes.

What gets me is that his shot hit someone, but the shots fired by the secret service missed. WTF, once again, the great secret service.

Well it's a good thing I call them invaders.

An army not in uniform.

I've caught trout during hatches like this that were so full of Mayflies that they were backed up in their gullet so far you could see them packed in there. They were still feeding however, and took my fly.

Come on boys I wanna go to bed

I was gonna be like- "at least it was a Friday night" then I remembered - no. It's Wednesday. You guys have to go to work tomorrow 😬

Nothing can fuck up a Friday like realizing it’s Thursday.

For you maybe. I'm off until may 4th.

Awesome! Honestly, I was off for almost a year and I’m happy to be working right now. Fridays mean something again. But I’m happy you get some deserved time off, Bud

Yeah, my wife would kill me if I missed our honeymoon.

So,when I got married my wife was adamant that we not get hitched in October because she didn't want me to be deer hunting every year on our anniversary. I said we would do it in November after the season was over. We got married and the next fall I drew a special late season tag coveted by everyone and hard to get. Guess what, I was hunting on our first anniversary.

i didnt know people were insecure about their eye colour until i came on this website

"i assume bad things about people based on their physical characteristics and think they should be bred out" Hey. hey say that again slower this time maybe you'll realize something funny

Me too ,but it's true, I am one.

I mean c’mon, which one of us wouldn’t totally rock one of these today?

I used to drive one of these servicing computer main frames long ago when they occupied whole rooms. It was my company car.

Being a fat man I can't cool down after a certain point. I spent 8 1/2 hours today in the sun at 100+ temps. Regional manager wanted me there for twelve. I reached my limit and asked if I could go. Took a cold shower and two liters of water to get my core temp to regulate again.

So,what are you going to do in July, cause you know it's just gonna get hotter down where you live?

Motherfucker stole those hammers from O'Reilly. That's our in house brand.

Actually,I'm sure he worked at a real job to get the money he paid to get those hammers. It would be racist of me to think anything else wouldn't it?

Well,I'm amazed that I'm not in jail!

The bit with the spam can works well for refried beans and such too. I tried it once with canned dog food and yea, it worked, but I got a little blowback and it was disgusting.

You don't really have to blow in it .Usually the stuff will shake out once you poke the hole in the bottom. Pulls a vacuum otherwise.