Official Christendom

Oh another dream? Okay well last night I had a dream that I was at a mall of sorts and they had a replica of the Prague clock except it had even more cool christfaggy animatronics. I saw it do its hourly performance and went "wow next time I need to take a video to post on my tumblr blog". The very blog you are reading now. So I had an hour to mill around before the next performance but when it came time to get back to the clock I encountered various setbacks, such as dropping my phone somewhere and having to find it, running into an old friend from elementary school (Steven), and getting lost and forgetting where the fucking clock was. I also worried about Steven talking while I was taking the video and my husband asking why there had been a man with me at the mall if he ever happened to watch the video. Also JR Chandler from the soap opera All My Children was there for some reason and wearing the most 2015 pants I've ever seen. I never found the clock before I woke up.

Last night I had a dream that for some reason My Chemical Romance was having a concert in the small college town I live in, so I went with my husband and my older two boys and my parents (my one year old was not there for some reason). However for like the first hour of the concert it was just a bunch of random dance performances (including a ballerina recreating the mirror room scene from the Suspiria remake) and the members of MCR were just kinda occasionally doing some instrumentals but otherwise just sitting there behind their instruments. At some point my husband just went "I'm not sitting through this shit" and walked out with my mom. Like the dancers and stage special effects were neat and all but I was getting really impatient and wondering when MCR was gonna start playing their songs?? Then I woke up.