“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

#i HAVE to include context as a classical musician who is *almost*in these spaces #this is from the schleswig-holstein music festival #(presumably faculty????) #which is probably The most selective classical music festival in the goddamn world #these people are some of the best you will ever hear on their respective instruments #this was literally posted originally by the goddamn schleswig-holstein music festival #these are their dudes #classical musician me is being shocked by seeing them on tumblr #y’all don’t even know how insane this is #y’all are just enjoying chickens playing saxophone and cornet (via @clockworkouroboros )

one of my fave parts of Of the Devil are the little optional in-world articles you can find which give you bonus life if you successfully answer a question about it. because on one hand it's a nice way of keeping stuff optional while still rewarding players for fully engaging with the lore. on the other hand you have tricked a bunch of gamers into doing SAT/ACT "read a short passage and then answer a multiple-choice quiz proving you understood it" reading comprehension questions by making the short passages about cyberpunk crime

i think i lost faith in people to be self-aware about literally anything when the fandom for a specific game i really care about, a certain very politically conscious cyberpunk story, with a majority female and poc cast and a lot to say about systemic disadvantages, became inordinately focused on a character who was a white male cop. people literally never understand anything about anything

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

trans women make this place better

not just the website but da world!

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

A polling group that never read accounts of of the children were executed.

oh my god Harambe had kids?