Olivia Octavius, Queen of OSHA Violations

why must my analysis be supported by “textual evidence”? is it not enough for my arguments to be sexy and unhinged??

You keep saying the words and they keep making no sense because “Doc Ock” and “Hot” are not words that go together in a sentence unless temperature is involved.

just trust me on this

i’m not sure I want to trust you, not about this…

I tried googling a photo or a screen cap or something anything and got nothing. Do you have photographic evidence of this?

No. You’re going to have to take a leap of faith and go see the movie.

It is impossible to exaggerate how hot the Doc Ock reveal was.

Fuck you and fuck that baby too

This is my favorite post lmao.

Portrayal of Aunt May really tells you a lot about whether or not the writers drink their respecting women juice like everybody was all “Aunt May should be a fun and engaging character” and the most recent live-actions went “We’ll make her YOUNG and HOT BOOM DONE” and meanwhile Into the Spiderverse went “oh okay yes so she should be intelligent and competent and bad-ass!! she’ll play a role in the story and help our hero on his way!! she’ll be kind and welcoming even though she’s grieving!! she’ll keep her wrinkles and grey hair and sharp nose and have a cocky smile and love her nephew very much and also kick villains out of her house!!!!!!!” and like. who respected her character more let me ask you

Misread that she was arrested for cat sitting