Laura

when the villain begins to explain their master plan but has a sharp jawline, open collared shirt, blood on their face & disheveled hair like alright i’m convinced no explanation needed.

fake ass pathetic man liker i bet you dont even fantasize about pushing him down stairs and making him cry

“what have you been up to lately?” i don’t leave the house

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.