Professional Simp

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

anon, in case you don’t know, apart from all the other drawbacks of AI, it generates fanfiction by stealing the work of real fanfic writers and regurgitating it as soulless slop. my fics have been data scraped by AI and I’m sure loko’s have too. even if it wasn’t your intent, it’s insulting to go into a writer’s inbox and tell them you just generated AI slop which probably stole from them. I’m sorry we can’t write as fast as you want us to but that’s the reality of art, it comes when it comes. if there’s not enough fic out there for you, why not write some yourself? even if you think “oh but I’m rubbish it’d be crap” I guarantee you it’ll be 1000x better than whatever slop your AI shat out, because it’ll have passion and heart and a real understanding of the characters

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

Essential worker during covid

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real 

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"