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ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

many lv1 crooks finding a way to get genuinely mad about this post

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

is germany okay

oh scheiße

This isn’t quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure that’s at the station for cologne cathedral

It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video

Why are the 4 holes?? Maybe 5?

It’s his daily commute.

#it is written that twice did jesus stumble and twice did the cross strike nearby architecture #so really this is method acting